I Hate That They Called It That

Sam Altman out here casually roasting the entire human species while defending AI energy consumption. Sure, training GPT-5 might require the power output of a small country, but at least it doesn't spend its first two decades eating chicken nuggets and learning that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. The man's got a point—humans are basically the most inefficient training process ever conceived. Twenty years of calories just to produce someone who'll argue on the internet about tabs vs spaces. Meanwhile, an AI model gets trained in a few weeks and can write Shakespeare, debug your code, and still have energy left over to hallucinate confidently about made-up facts.

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OH. MY. GOD. The most BRUTALLY honest description of programming I've ever witnessed! 💀 When someone asks what you do and you hit them with "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen" - it's the "sometimes" that absolutely SENDS ME. The sheer AUDACITY of these silicon-based divas refusing our commands after we've spent HOURS crafting the perfect instructions! Like, excuse me?! I wrote you a BEAUTIFUL algorithm and you have the NERVE to throw a runtime error? The relationship between programmer and computer is literally just us begging expensive calculators to cooperate while they randomly decide when to throw tantrums!