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Digital Detox: Unexpected Side Effects

Programming

1 month ago 108.8K views 0 shares

Digital Detox: Unexpected Side Effects

The classic bait-and-switch of workplace expectations! That blissful moment when you decide to implement a "healthy email boundary" only to discover your company had a slightly different interpretation of work-life balance. The parenthetical "(I got fired)" hits with the precision of a production bug that only manifests after deployment to 10,000 users. It's the digital equivalent of ignoring your AWS billing alerts until your credit card spontaneously combusts.

When You Still Have Slack

Security Networking Devops Programming

2 months ago 134.5K views 1 shares

When You Still Have Slack

That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .