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Please Fix This Problem
Git Programming Debugging
11 days ago 237.1K views 1 shares
Please Fix This Problem
Someone just filed a GitHub issue on "the-algorithm" repo (you know, that little Twitter codebase) complaining that women's profiles don't respond when they text them. The sheer AUDACITY to treat a dating app bug report like it's a legitimate software issue is sending me into orbit. My guy really wrote "Please fix this problem" like he's reporting a critical production bug when the only thing broken here is his approach to human interaction. The reactions say it all—95 thumbs up, 22 laughing emojis, and a party parrot because apparently the entire developer community collectively decided this was comedy gold. Sorry buddy, but there's no pull request that's gonna merge you into someone's heart. Have you tried debugging your pickup lines instead?

Vibe Hacker
Security Git Programming
1 month ago 237.0K views 0 shares
Vibe Hacker
Someone with the username "BLACKHATHACKER0802" opens a GitHub issue asking for help building a project they cloned. Another user responds with the absolute chef's kiss reply: "black hat hacker 0802" 😭 and gets 70 laughing reactions. The irony is beautiful. You're calling yourself a black hat hacker but can't even figure out how to run a README.md file. It's like showing up to a bank heist and asking the teller for directions to the vault. The username screams "I'm dangerous" while the question screams "I just discovered GitHub yesterday." Pro tip: If you're gonna LARP as a hacker, at least learn to read documentation first. The only thing being hacked here is this person's credibility.

Vibe Coded AI Slop
AI Webdev Git Programming
1 month ago 360.0K views 0 shares
Vibe Coded AI Slop
Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of 🚀✨💡🎯🔥 emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "✨ Features ✨" followed by "🎨 Beautiful code architecture 🎨" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.