Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of ๐โจ๐ก๐ฏ๐ฅ emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "โจ Features โจ" followed by "๐จ Beautiful code architecture ๐จ" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.