Common Sense Vs The Client

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Common Sense Vs The Client

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The eternal developer's paradox: You spend hours explaining why a feature is technically unsound, logically flawed, and practically useless. Your entire team agrees it's a disaster waiting to happen. Then the client sees it and acts like you've invented sliced bread 2.0.

That moment when your professional trauma gets mistaken for genius... and somehow you still have to support this monstrosity for the next five years. But hey, the invoice cleared!

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