Code From The Past Means Headaches In The Future

Legacy code Technical debt Back to the future Feature creep Code maintenance Spaghetti code Integration hell Refactoring Tech debt

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Code From The Past Means Headaches In The Future

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Adding a new feature to legacy code is like strapping a time-traveling DeLorean to a steam locomotive. Sure, both technically move forward, but one's from 1885 and the other's hitting 88mph. The resulting explosion isn't a bug—it's a feature. The real miracle is that your commit message didn't just say "I'm sorry."

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