Code From The Past Means Headaches In The Future

The classic trolley problem asks if you'd divert a trolley to kill one person instead of five. But why choose when you can just git rebase master ? The command magically rearranges history, making it look like the trolley was always on a different track. Sure, you might have obliterated a timeline and forced-pushed reality, but hey—the commit history looks clean! Just don't mention the merge conflicts that briefly tore apart the fabric of space-time.

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Content BUSINESS INSIDER UK TECH Bill Gates and Paul Allen hacked their school's computer to help Gates meet girls 1 Ale Bert 93 v 8 O Feb. 1. 2016, 954 PM A 973 Microsoft co-founders Bill Gates and Paul Allen famously met while attending Lakeside School, a private school in Seattle. Although Allen was two years ahead of Gates in school, they became friends over a shared love of computers. One of the things they used to do was to hack into computers.

When your microcontroller doesn't explode but you're still suspicious... That's embedded systems for you! These brave souls are out here writing code where a single misplaced bit can turn your smart toaster into a small fire hazard. The constant fear of setting a power pin high when it should be low is the embedded programmer's version of Russian roulette. No smoke today? That's not reassurance—that's just the calm before the electrical storm. The hardware isn't working? Good. The hardware is working? Suspicious .

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