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Are You Guys Sure You Aren't Ready For Rust Yet?

Rust C++ Programming

14 days ago 144.3K views 0 shares

Are You Guys Sure You Aren't Ready For Rust Yet?

Oh. My. GOD. Rust developers have been SCREAMING from the rooftops about memory safety and zero-cost abstractions for a DECADE while the rest of us mere mortals struggle with our peasant languages! 💀 They've been standing there, guitar in hand, ready to rock our world with their borrow checker and ownership model, dramatically announcing "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet" – all while KNOWING our children will be forced to learn Rust when C++ finally collapses under its own pointer-induced chaos! The AUDACITY of being right all along! 😭

Code From The Past Means Headaches In The Future

Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend

28 days ago 85.5K views 0 shares

Code From The Past Means Headaches In The Future

Adding a new feature to legacy code is like strapping a time-traveling DeLorean to a steam locomotive. Sure, both technically move forward, but one's from 1885 and the other's hitting 88mph. The resulting explosion isn't a bug—it's a feature. The real miracle is that your commit message didn't just say "I'm sorry."