Integration hell Memes

That classic dilemma: maintain job security by implementing the company's terrible ideas or end it all to spare yourself the shame of what you're creating. Nothing says "professional growth" quite like building integrations nobody asked for that actively make the product worse. The real tragedy? You'll still have to maintain that garbage code for the next five years while management calls it "innovative." Bonus points if they add it to your performance review as a "key achievement."