Clean Code vs Deadline: A Project Manager's Nightmare

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THE AUDACITY of comparing junior developers to pooping dogs! 💀 When that fresh-faced junior makes terrified eye contact while deploying to production, they're not just scared—they're LITERALLY putting their entire career in your hands! Like a puppy in its most vulnerable moment, silently begging "please don't let this crash the server and get me fired on day 12." The deployment button might as well be labeled "career self-destruct" and yet they press it while staring at you with those wide, innocent eyes. The ultimate act of workplace vulnerability!

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