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The most elegant knowledge transfer in software development history: Panel 1: "This is my code" = Translation: "Here's my undocumented spaghetti mess with zero comments and variable names like 'temp1' and 'x2'" Panel 2: "It's your problem now" = Translation: "I've been secretly planning my exit for months while deliberately avoiding writing any documentation" Panel 3: "I'm out" = Translation: "Good luck finding me on LinkedIn when everything breaks in production next week" Panel 4: [Empty panel with just the poor developer] = Translation: The exact moment when existential dread sets in and you realize you're now responsible for 50,000 lines of code written by someone who clearly hated both you and future-them.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of the developer relationship! Young, beautiful Rose from Titanic being told "just one more bug to fix" before her date, only to transform into elderly Rose STILL WAITING for that same developer to finish debugging! 💀 The eternal lie every programmer tells themselves and their loved ones! "Just one more bug" is literally the biggest relationship-destroying phrase in tech history. That single bug multiplies into 57 bugs, 3 system crashes, and a complete architecture redesign at 3 AM! Meanwhile, your significant other ages DECADES waiting for you to close your laptop and actually show up to dinner. The only thing more infinite than a recursive function with no base case is the time it takes to fix "just one more bug"!

Linux users love nothing more than watching newbies type commands they don't understand. The sudo command gives you superuser privileges—basically handing your computer a loaded gun and saying "whatever happens next is on you." The best part is how the experienced Linux user is actually impressed when their friend accidentally obliterates the entire desktop environment. That's the Linux way—catastrophic failure is just another learning opportunity. Remember kids: never blindly type commands ending with "yes, do as I say!" unless you're prepared to explain to your boss why the production server is now running MS-DOS.

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