Sure It Is: When NPM Defies The Laws Of Physics

npm dependencies node_modules Interstellar Time Package manager Sci-fi

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Sure It Is: When NPM Defies The Laws Of Physics

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Referencing the movie Interstellar where time dilation means one hour equals seven years back on Earth, but let's be honest—even with relativistic time dilation, it's still not enough time for npm to finish installing dependencies! Your webpack build might finish before the heat death of the universe, but those node_modules will still be resolving conflicts when the stars burn out. The real space-time anomaly is how a simple "npm install" manages to download half the known universe into a folder that's heavier than a black hole.

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