By That Logic

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When hackers discover the real world has vulnerabilities too! This genius softball team found the ultimate exploit - naming themselves "NO GAME SCHEDULED" to trick the system into marking opponents as no-shows. It's basically SQL injection but for sports league databases. For the uninitiated, SQL injection is when hackers input malicious code instead of normal data, tricking databases into executing commands they shouldn't. This team basically did the analog version - injecting system text into a name field to break the logic of the intramural league. The best part? It actually worked multiple times before anyone caught on. Somewhere, a database administrator is having nightmares about this.

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The duality of a programmer's existence captured perfectly! At work, you're dragging yourself through another CRUD app with the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. But start a side project? Suddenly you're coding at 3 AM with the intensity of someone possessed, creating an elaborate algorithm to optimize your cat's feeding schedule—which you'll abandon halfway through because you had a new idea for a command-line tool that generates haikus about garbage collection. The cemetery of unfinished GitHub repos grows larger every weekend.

Content If you hold a UNIX shell to your ear, can you hear the C?