I Am Inevitable: The Hello World Power Trip

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I Am Inevitable: The Hello World Power Trip

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That feeling of godlike power when you finally get your first program to run in a new language. Sure, it's just printing "Hello World!" to the console, but in that moment, you're basically a tech deity who's conquered yet another syntax mountain. Next stop: forgetting everything you just learned while attempting to build something actually useful.

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