At This Point Bro Is Just Looking For New Ways To Fail

production Technical debt Software development Deployment Code quality Bad practices No-code Bubble
Programming Debugging Webdev Security Devops
3 months ago 105,162 views 0 shares
At This Point Bro Is Just Looking For New Ways To Fail
security-memes, bad-practices-memes, no-code-memes, bubble-memes, production-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic "I'll fix my broken code by switching to a no-code platform" saga. This guy's app is falling apart because his cursor is apparently sentient and malicious. Instead of learning secure coding practices, he's jumping to Bubble - the equivalent of bringing a Fisher-Price toolset to fix a nuclear reactor. Then when called out, responds with "why aren't you positive?" which is developer-speak for "please validate my terrible decisions." Truly the software development equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline and wondering why everyone's screaming instead of applauding.

More Like This

Spotlight

Portable Power Station

GearScouts.com

Stop scrolling, start exploring! Find the gear that'll get you off the couch and into the wild. Compare power stations for off-grid adventures, flashlights for midnight hikes, and essentials that make the outdoors your playground. Get Outside →

Ad The Signal Rescuer

For when your router is as unreliable as untested code
TP-Link WiFi Extender | ProgrammerHumor.io
Buy something cool for yourself while secretly funding our battle against undefined behavior. 🛡️