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The classic "I'll fix my broken code by switching to a no-code platform" saga. This guy's app is falling apart because his cursor is apparently sentient and malicious. Instead of learning secure coding practices, he's jumping to Bubble - the equivalent of bringing a Fisher-Price toolset to fix a nuclear reactor. Then when called out, responds with "why aren't you positive?" which is developer-speak for "please validate my terrible decisions." Truly the software development equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline and wondering why everyone's screaming instead of applauding.
At This Point Bro Is Just Looking For New Ways To Fail
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