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OH. MY. GOD. That traffic light is LITERALLY my codebase right now! Hanging by a thread, defying all laws of software engineering, yet somehow still signaling "STOP" like a boss! 💅
The absolute AUDACITY of that red light to keep functioning when it should have crashed and burned ages ago. It's giving "I wrote this at 3 AM fueled by energy drinks and spite" energy and I am LIVING for it!
We've all been there - your code is held together with digital duct tape and prayers, but somehow it passes all the tests. Ship it, honey! If it works, DON'T TOUCH IT!
