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Content Why I quit my programming job to become a diamond miner. I used to be a programmer. I worked in an office, staring at a computer screen all day. I was good at my job, but I wasn't happy. Then I found out about diamond mining. The thing about diamonds is that several armed groups are fighting over control of the mines. But my C skills transfer pretty well to my AK-47. Sure, the work is hard. I have to be constantly on the lookout for land mines, and the pay is terrible. But I'm my own boss, and I get to work outdoors. And the best part is, I don't have to deal with people asking me to fix their printer anymore.

Company raised $64 billion, has 100+ PhDs on staff, and someone still managed to push their entire codebase—512,000 lines across 1,900 files—straight to npm for the world to download. Classic. Now they're hiring a "Leaks Engineer" with the most reasonable requirements: you must have heard of .npmignore (the file that prevents this exact disaster) and successfully run webpack at least once without it exploding. The bar is underground, and honestly, fair enough given the circumstances. Posted 4 minutes ago with 1,847 engineers already laughing. Those aren't applicants—those are witnesses to a crime scene.

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Content Elon Musk elonmusk 5h Nobody likes being regulated, but everything (cars, planes, food, drugs, etc that's a danger to the public is regulated. Al should be too. 1.3K 17 8.5K 31k Aaron Patterson tenderlove Following Replying to elonmusk I agree. Adobe Illustrator is a danger to the public 6:12 AM - 12 Aug 2017 V

Content Saman Bemel Benrud samanbb Game developers: with enough if statements and while loops I can do literally anything. Web developers: I will use graph theory and a hand crafted functional state management framework to create this sign up form.