Well It Does Exactly What It Says

random Cpp Uninitialized Garbage value Deterministic function Memory bad code Technically correct

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Well It Does Exactly What It Says

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Ah yes, the most deterministic random number generator ever created. This function declares an uninitialized integer 'd', then immediately returns it. Congratulations, you've successfully implemented a "random" number generator that returns whatever garbage value happened to be sitting in that memory location. It's random in the sense that you have no idea what you're getting, but it's definitely not what anyone requesting a random number would want. Task failed successfully.

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