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Any God Of War Fans Here

Legacy code Technical debt Self-code-review Programming horror Code maintenance God of war Code quality documentation

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7 months ago 157,828 views 0 shares

Any God Of War Fans Here

legacy-code-memes, technical-debt-memes, self-code-review-memes, programming-horror-memes, code-maintenance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of discovering YOU are the villain in your own codebase! 😱 There you are, hunting down the monster who wrote that spaghetti nightmare from 2019, ready to unleash your righteous fury—only to find your own digital fingerprints all over it! The way Kratos says "There is no forgiving you" is LITERALLY me staring at my past self's variable names like "temp1," "temp2," and the classic "idk_why_this_works_dont_touch." The AUDACITY of past me to leave such horrors for future me to deal with! The circle of technical debt is complete, and I am both the hunter AND the hunted!

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