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Ah, the classic fork in the road that every developer faces roughly 37 times per day. To the left: the shining castle of clean code principles, with its DRY (Don't Repeat Yourself) architecture and beautiful abstractions. To the right: the dark, ominous path with a simple "// TODO: refactor this ugly code in the future" comment that we all know will stay there until the heat death of the universe. The harsh reality? That right path is basically a developer shortcut paved with good intentions and broken dreams. We all swear we'll come back to fix it... right after this sprint... or the next one... or when pigs fly. Meanwhile, that technical debt grows like a cosmic horror, consuming all who dare maintain the codebase after you. Pro tip: If you choose the right path often enough, eventually your entire codebase becomes one giant TODO comment. Then you can just call it "job security" instead of "technical debt" and sleep soundly at night!

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THE AUDACITY of JavaScript to just sit there with that stupid smiley face while your code burns to the ground! 🔥 Normal programming languages have the DECENCY to point out your mistakes. They're like "Hey dummy, you forgot a semicolon on line 42" or "Your variable doesn't exist, you absolute walnut." But JavaScript? That sadistic little monster just SMILES while you're on your knees BEGGING for a hint. It's like asking your therapist a direct question and they respond with "Hmm, what do YOU think?" I'M PAYING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, JAVASCRIPT!

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When the 22-year-old intern suggests we should "vibe code" instead of writing proper documentation and tests. Listen kid, I've been debugging spaghetti code since before you were born. I've seen codebases that would make you cry. There's no "vibing" in production—only tears, caffeine, and Stack Overflow. The only thing "vibrating" here is my patience as it rapidly approaches zero.

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