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The Four Stages Of Debugging Grief

Debugging Programming Testing

9 months ago 216.6K views 0 shares

The Four Stages Of Debugging Grief

The four stages of debugging code that's been working perfectly for months: 1. Shock and disbelief: "WHY is this failing now?!" 2. Indignation: "WHY would anyone write it this way?!" 3. Self-loathing: "WHY didn't I document this better?!" 4. Quiet resignation: "Oh, that's why... a one-character typo I introduced during that 'quick fix' last week." Ten years in the industry and I'm still going through this emotional rollercoaster daily. The only difference now is I skip straight to checking my own recent commits first.

Any God Of War Fans Here

Programming Debugging Gamedev

1 year ago 231.6K views 0 shares

Any God Of War Fans Here

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of discovering YOU are the villain in your own codebase! 😱 There you are, hunting down the monster who wrote that spaghetti nightmare from 2019, ready to unleash your righteous fury—only to find your own digital fingerprints all over it! The way Kratos says "There is no forgiving you" is LITERALLY me staring at my past self's variable names like "temp1," "temp2," and the classic "idk_why_this_works_dont_touch." The AUDACITY of past me to leave such horrors for future me to deal with! The circle of technical debt is complete, and I am both the hunter AND the hunted!