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Content 'TitsMcGee 4782! Y-yes? Did you, on March 26 2014, submit a post to the "IT tech support" forum in which you were literally begging for help with a very specific computer problem? Uh... . And, did you follow up that post with a reply 2 hours later simply saying, "never mind, I figured it out!", thus being of zero help to who- ever might find that post in the future? Maybe! 2018 Kristian Nygard patreon.comoptipess www.optipess.com

Sales: "Our software is revolutionary! Look at these smooth animations!" Meanwhile, developers are frantically messaging each other: "DON'T CLICK THAT BUTTON! THE ENTIRE DATABASE WILL EXPLODE!" The eternal tech company cycle: sales promising features that exist only in PowerPoint while developers contemplate career changes. The slick UI is just makeup on a pig that's about to crash spectacularly in production. But hey, the animations are buttery smooth!

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The QA engineer methodically breaks the system by testing edge cases - a normal order, zero orders, integer overflow, nonsensical inputs like "lizard" and negative numbers, and even random keyboard smashing. Meanwhile, the actual user ignores all the carefully tested functionality and immediately asks about something nobody thought to test. Classic. The system promptly self-destructs. And this, friends, is why we can't have nice things in production.

Content Some guy named William To Be To Be Me, an intellectual who understands Boolean algebra How inefficient of him