session Memes

What Did Ido Wrong
Programming
1 month ago 10.8K views 0 shares
whatDidIDoWrong | code-memes, visual studio-memes, session-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Steve (Builder.io) Steve8708 wait what Visual Studio Code This code is ass. Session Terminated. OK 7:04 PM Nov 13. 2024 1.1M Views

Agile And Scrum In Anutshell
Programming
1 month ago 20.2K views 0 shares
agileAndScrumInANutshell | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, loc-memes, shell-memes, session-memes, search-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rSoftwareEngineering 4 yr. ago destructorrph Is it just me or does Agile seem to waste a lot of time? We follow an "Agile" process. We have lots of meetings and with meetings, no matter how short, come with lots of time wasted having to ramp down and then ramp back up with projects. We usually have a meeting every single morning at 940, so it's rare any work of significance gets done before that. Then we usually have an hour long sprint meeting and an hour long grooming session each week. Seems like there is a lot of wasted time associated with Agile. 10 J 16 1, Share Add a comment Sort by: Best V O Search Comments PottyMouthPikachu 4y ago Agile is shit. instead of having an expert who knows a process inside and out and will be able to guessknow the point of failure, a problem gets assigned to the first monkey available and they have to search the entire codebase to locate it JIRA is trash. Agile is trash. Fight me. 4 S Reply Award Share Funduval 2y ago It makes me want to gnaw off my own arm, 4 1 3 W Reply Award 1 Share

What Language Do Ilearn With These Specs
Programming
2 months ago 6.2K views 0 shares
whatLanguageDoILearnWithTheseSpecs | session-memes, language-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C aptilink.ioresultscertificate?session idcs I. C Aptilink.io Services v Learn More v Contact v Results Your IQ is 80 9.12 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 90.88 In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of them.

Debugging done right
Debugging Databases Backend
2 months ago 7.2K views 0 shares
Debugging done right | computer-memes, try-memes, debugging-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, session-memes, debug-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content eclairsemmie 11h 3 1 Award I was trying to help my friend change their phone case and a cockroach fell out. 5 Reply 4 2.9k J Tasgall 5h 3 3 Awards Sounds like a successful debugging session. 5 17k Sparcrypt 2h Fun fact, this is where the term "debugging" came from. Bugs would get into computers (which were the size of a building) and cause problems. So they'd literally go in and remove the dead bugs, hence debugging.

My Company Wants Me To Do This In Three Days
Python Databases Backend
4 months ago 20.0K views 0 shares
myCompanyWantsMeToDoThisInThreeDays | management-memes, version-memes, data-memes, django-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, http-memes, authentication-memes, session-memes, redis-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Django Middleware Authentication(inbuilt, and jwt) Implementation of Authentication using decorator or Middleware or any other way Models and Manager (customizations, custom queries, chaining, join statements, data formation, related - new django version, optimization) Serializer (django rest framework) Method based views (class based views - django rest framework and django) Context manager (settings.py, FE passing data) BE optimizations Redis (caching, session management, pub-sub) Swagger https:docs.djangoproject.comen5.0topicsdbmanagers https:www.django-rest-framework.orgapi-guideserializers https:docs.djangoproject.comen5.0refmodelsquerysets

Therapy Session
Backend
6 months ago 2.1K views 0 shares
therapySession | api-memes, session-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Therapist I hate myself Wow! I hate this more javascript

Oh Ok
StackOverflow
6 months ago 3.6K views 0 shares
ohOk | code-memes, stack-memes, array-memes, object-memes, session-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content b b b for (int i 0; i array. Length; i) Console. WriteLine(i)A ? Exception Thrown X System. NullReferenceException: 'Object reference not set to an instance of an object.' i was null. Show Call Stack View Details Copy Details Start Live Share session 4 Exception Settings Break when this exception type is thrown Except when thrown from: L LeetcodePlayground.dll Open Exception Settings Edit Conditions thie Ma UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A GREAT DAY

the fireship discord be wild sometimes
Javascript Databases Frontend Backend
8 months ago 27.3K views 0 shares
the fireship discord be wild sometimes | backend-memes, frontend-memes, discord-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, api-memes, session-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (OP) 12232022 7:36 . ... - Backend Skills: Postgresql GoLang API Docker Frontend skills: Framer Motion Next.JS NEXT-AUTH(JWT, Session) Payment Gateway like (Stripe, Paypal) (edited) 11 a Follow

Hadouken Code Style
Databases Backend
8 months ago 4.8K views 0 shares
hadoukenCodeStyle | code-memes, server-memes, loc-memes, password-memes, date-memes, email-memes, session-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content function register if (lompty (POST)) ( Smsa If (S POST'I username' 1) If (POSTI 'user pasawordnew' 1) if (SPOSTI 'userpasawordnew') wam SPOSTI 'userpasswordrepeat' 1) 4 if (otrlen (POST(' user pasawordnew' 1) 5) ( if (atrion (POST 'unernago'1) 65 Is atrlon (9POST( 'uBorname 1) 1) ( if (pregmatch((a-2dj (2,64)S1', SPOSE('user name I)) ( Suser - readuser (SPOST ('user nano 1): If (lisset (Suser( username' 1)) ( if (9POST( 'user email1) ( if (atrion (SPOST( 'useromail') 65) ( If (filtervar (SPOST udor email'1, FILTERVALIDATEEMAIL)) ( creatousor 0)7 SESSION 'mag' 'You are now registered so please login': header ('Locations SSERVER( 'PHPSELP'1). exit : 0160 Smea You must provide a valid email addross Sing w "Small must be less than 64 charactors': else Smag a 'Emafl cannot be empty"; ) else Smog - 'Usernamo already exists'; olso Smsg 'Usornamo must bo only a 2, A-2 0-9; Username must be botsoon 2 and 64 charactors" ) else Sang 'Password must be at least 6 characters'; Passwords do not' satch: )else Smag Empty Password olso Smog - 'Empty Username') S SESSION( 'mog' 1 - ) return registerform();

How to destroy a server
Linux
10 months ago 6.0K views 0 shares
How to destroy a server | code-memes, server-memes, lines of code-memes, session-memes, cli-memes, putty-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Right-clicking in a Putty session, but forgetting you copied 2000 lines of code

Facebook Meta Intern Goes Bazinga
Linux
11 months ago 4.6K views 0 shares
facebookMetaInternGoesBazinga | command-memes, facebook-memes, session-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Did a new intern just press "Clear all" to log out all Instagram and FB sessions? Discussion Or did he run a chmod command on root like I did once?? Lols Bad day for Meta :) Short the stock stonks?

Its418
Javascript Python Debugging Testing Frontend
12 months ago 12.8K views 0 shares
its418 | html-memes, code-memes, catch-memes, list-memes, class-memes, session-memes, error-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content else if (reg.body.r "listInstalledPacks") if (req.session.isAdmin true) try htmlcode 11 for (e of listInstalledPackages ( )) if (e ! undefined) htmlCode "div class-package" e.split (".") 0. replace (' res.send ( "status": "s", "content": htmlCode ) catch (err) console.warn ("Error: " err) res.send ( "status": "f" ) 7 else res.status (418). send ("I'm a teapot, and you're not an admin")