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The Matrix warned us about AI taking over, but nobody said anything about product managers taking over our codebases. Here we have the classic corporate dystopia where every line of code needs a business justification or it gets the axe. Meanwhile, your codebase is full of utility functions that "might be useful someday," half-finished features from three sprints ago, and that experimental API endpoint you built at 2 AM that somehow made it to production. But sure, let's pretend we're running a tight ship where everything serves a documented purpose. The irony? That "purposeless" code you wrote six months ago will become mission-critical the moment you delete it. It's like Schrödinger's function—simultaneously useless and essential until someone tries to remove it.