Alpha Coder

Alpha Coder
imposter-syndrome-memes, pair-programming-memes, code-anxiety-memes, overengineering-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic programmer performance anxiety. Coding alone? Simple addition. Someone watching over your shoulder? Suddenly you're writing a doctoral thesis on integer addition with XML documentation, private methods, and enough comments to make your code look like a legal disclaimer. The sad part? That function body is still empty because your brain blue-screened the moment someone said "can I see what you're working on?"

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