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Content You compile and test? Psssh, nOObs. As a seasoned programmer, I never compile - Ijust let our automated build system do it when I push to prod, which is always because I'm perfect. I've also remapped my backspace and delete keys because I never need them. One of them launches my music player and the other one types this comment.

Someone tried to create a radio button UI in real life but completely missed the point. Radio buttons are supposed to be mutually exclusive—you can only select one option. But they forgot to actually implement the selection functionality! It's like shipping code without the onClick handler. This is what happens when product managers say "make it look exactly like the mockup" without understanding the underlying functionality.

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Content Chapter 6. How To Land

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Content Going into a software internship Thinking I'll learn how to code in the real world Just googling stuff and not actually doing real tasks Realizing my internship is just another section for my resume