Alpha Coder

Content lonce won first place in my University's Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and the first place prize was a new MacBook. I was a freshman and had no idea what I was doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMyTurn: goAllIn() I broke all the other bots, who started folding every single time zar They were coding, bro was gambling.

Content Troy Hunt troyhunt This loT shit is getting out of control Following Connect with the Garden 11:18 PM - 15 Sep 2018 from Sydney, New South Wales 89 Retweets 409 Likes 25 17 89 409

The eternal CS degree debate, summarized perfectly by Ron Swanson's energy. Self-taught devs showing their GitHub profiles to gatekeepers like "I can do what I want." Meanwhile, bootcamp grads and Stack Overflow power users are nodding vigorously in the background. The industry's obsession with credentials is hilarious when half the senior devs can't remember their algorithm classes anyway. Your ability to Google error messages and understand the docs is the real certification here.

Content AM IA GOOD LEAD DEVELOPPER? NO, LTIS MY COWORKERS WHO CONSTANTLY PRAISE ME WHO ARE WRONG.

BEHOLD! The two genders of tech bros: those who scoff at astrology while those SAME MEN will literally build an entire neural network to figure out if their crush likes them back! 💀 Like, sweetie, you're writing complex AI algorithms with multi-head attention mechanisms to predict relationship outcomes when you could just TEXT HER?! The DRAMA of using gradient descent to calculate the probability of getting back together instead of therapy is just... *chef's kiss* peak engineer behavior! Who needs Mercury retrograde when you've got matrix calculations to tell you you're still single? ICONIC.

Content IVE BEEN PROMOTED AS SENIOR DEV CONGRATU WILHEIP THE NTERNS RIGHT?