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THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of ordering pizza as a developer! Papa John's out here with their "{NAME}" and "{userEmail}" placeholders just raw-dogging it in production! 😱 The eternal struggle between hunger and witnessing someone's template variables that never got replaced. Meanwhile that little loading spinner is probably making a desperate API call to nowhere because SOMEONE FORGOT TO VALIDATE THE FORM DATA. The pizza might arrive, but my faith in their codebase certainly won't. And don't get me started on "Loading pick up info..." – honey, you can't pick up what your variables couldn't put down! 💅

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The eternal struggle of modern web development: Your actual app code is a measly 300kb, but somehow you're lugging around 12GB of node_modules like some kind of digital pack mule. Nothing says "efficient coding" like needing 40,000x more space for dependencies than your actual product. And we wonder why our laptops sound like they're preparing for takeoff every time we run npm install .

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