Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding

Ah, the unholy trinity of developer nightmares presented as dark magic symbols! These three commands represent career-ending mistakes that haunt the dreams of tech professionals: DROP DATABASE - The database equivalent of a tactical nuke. One second your data exists, the next second your resume is being updated. rm -rf /* - The Linux command that says "I'd like everything on this system deleted, please and thank you." Hope you enjoyed having files! git push --force - The team collaboration destroyer. Nothing says "my code is more important than everyone else's work" quite like overwriting the shared repository history. Execute any of these in production without a backup, and you might as well start practicing the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

Content print (" print(" print ("o print (" print ("o print ("m a I print("11111 1 1 ") print ("Your turn! 1.") player input () if player "e4 print(" I 4. print("1 print("o print("m print("o print ("s o print(" 2 1 elif player "d4" print("1428424 print(" 11 11 1 print("o I print("s o print("o print("s o print(" 2

This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between Microsoft and its increasingly irritated users. Microsoft issues a "recall" for a feature nobody asked for (random screenshots), users collectively scream "NO THANKS," and then Microsoft just sneakily reintroduces it with the next update anyway. It's the corporate equivalent of a toddler waiting until you're not looking to eat the crayon you just took away. The cycle of Microsoft ignoring user feedback is so predictable it should come with its own weather forecast: "Today's outlook - 100% chance of unwanted features with a high probability of forced restarts."

Content Crystal Lowery Comedian Crystalllowery My 2nd grader has 5 video meetings per day. Five. At one point he goes, "I think this one could have been an email." So l guess he's ready for the corporate world.

Content Mathematician Programmer Hunger

Content Sr. Dev at awesome company shows some interest Networking desperately trying to get a dev role Listen to my "How to geta (oh in tech" podcast Gudin. ingflip.com