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The eternal UX battle raging in every developer's soul. One side wants to build intuitive interfaces that your grandmother could navigate. The other side thinks users should suffer through raw SQL queries because "it builds character." Meanwhile, the product manager is crying in the corner while users are submitting support tickets asking what "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0" means.

Ah, the nuclear option for any IT meeting! Nothing brings a room full of engineers to a grinding halt faster than casually dropping "a hotdog is a taco" into conversation. Suddenly, the quarterly infrastructure planning becomes a heated philosophical debate about food taxonomy. The real genius here is in its simplicity - you don't need complex technical sabotage when you can just exploit the engineer's natural inability to let an objectively wrong statement go unchallenged. Three companies derailed by bread-based classification arguments? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

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