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Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding

Job hunting Programming languages Imposter syndrome Overconfidence Hello world Entry level Resume padding Technical interview Squirtle Skill exaggeration

Programming

1 year ago 179,095 views 0 shares

Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding

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The Squirtle Squad of resume padding. Copy-pasting "print('Hello World')" in Rust and suddenly you're a "systems programming specialist with low-level memory management experience." Meanwhile, actual Rust developers watching you struggle to explain lifetimes during the interview. The classic "fake it till you make it" approach, except you never actually make it past the technical screening.

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