We Have All Used It At Least Once

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We Have All Used It At Least Once

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The JavaScript paradox in its purest form! The yellow JS logo with the tagline "Hated by all, used by all" is basically the programming equivalent of fast food – nobody admits to liking it, yet the drive-thru line stretches around the block. The language that launched a thousand Stack Overflow questions continues its reign of necessary evil. Your codebase is probably 60% JavaScript, 30% regret, and 10% StackOverflow copy-paste. Let's face it, we're all in a toxic relationship with those curly braces.

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