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The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Debugging

3 months ago 114.9K views 1 shares

The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

The four horsemen of the programming apocalypse, depicted as Squirtle from Pokémon. Let's be honest, without Stack Overflow we'd all be unemployed. W3Schools is where we pretend to learn before copying code. Indian YouTube tutorials have saved more projects than version control. And coffee? That's just liquid debugging fluid. The lone programmer stands against these four dependencies, knowing full well they'll use all of them before lunch.

Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding

Programming

5 months ago 101.4K views 0 shares

Added To My Resume After Ten Minutes Of Coding

The Squirtle Squad of resume padding. Copy-pasting "print('Hello World')" in Rust and suddenly you're a "systems programming specialist with low-level memory management experience." Meanwhile, actual Rust developers watching you struggle to explain lifetimes during the interview. The classic "fake it till you make it" approach, except you never actually make it past the technical screening.