53% Is Still A Passing Grade, Right?

Technical debt Developers Productivity Keyboard warriors Speed Typing Accuracy Typing-test Tradeoffs Quality

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53% Is Still A Passing Grade, Right?

typing-memes, speed-memes, accuracy-memes, productivity-memes, developers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When it comes to typing tests, developers have their priorities straight! Rejecting a careful 30 WPM with near-perfect accuracy in favor of blazing through at 100 WPM while making errors in almost half your keystrokes is the quintessential programmer mindset. Why? Because we can always refactor later! It's like shipping to production with known bugs because the sprint deadline is more important than functionality. Who needs accuracy when you've got SPEED? Just slam that keyboard like you're rage-quitting vim and let autocomplete sort out the mess!

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