Add Capsule Collider

Ah, the universal gamer solidarity against the bane of PC gaming existence. Nothing unites the gaming community quite like the collective disdain for having to install yet another launcher just to play a single game. Each publisher insisting you need their special software to launch their precious intellectual property. Origin, Ubisoft Connect, Epic Games Store, Rockstar, EA, 2K, Bethesda... it's like needing a different key for every door in your house. Meanwhile, your RAM weeps silently in the background as eight different launchers run simultaneously, each one updating when you least expect it. Just let me play the damn game already.

The sweet, sweet dopamine rush of getting those first 40 downloads on your passion project! That formal announcement energy when your GitHub repo finally gets noticed by someone other than your alt accounts. Game modders live for those metrics—each download representing a real human who thought "yeah, I'll give this random internet person's code a try on my perfectly functioning game." The elegant frog just makes it 10x funnier because that's exactly how you feel announcing your minor achievement in the Discord server where everyone else is sharing their 10k+ download milestones.

Ah, the classic bait and switch of career aspirations! You start with dreams of crafting the next Skyrim, then discover game devs work 80-hour crunch weeks for the privilege of being laid off after launch. But somehow in that hellscape, you accidentally fall in love with the craft itself. It's like going to a restaurant for the steak but staying for the bread basket. The gaming industry chewed you up, but at least you got a marketable skill that lets you build CRUD apps for insurance companies at reasonable hours!

The eternal struggle of the game developer's brain - constantly being seduced by shiny new project ideas while your current project glares at you with betrayal and disappointment. That folder of half-finished Unity projects isn't going to complete itself, but damn if that new roguelike concept doesn't sound more exciting than fixing that collision detection bug you've been stuck on for three days. The project graveyard grows larger with each passing "Wouldn't it be cool if..." thought.

Frame-independent game physics is the hill many junior devs die on. Multiply all movement by deltaTime or watch your character zoom at light speed on a gaming PC and crawl like a snail on a potato. Skip this step and your boss will find you, and they will kill you. Not the crime mentioned in the meme, but an actual crime against humanity.

The classic game dev betrayal. Your masterpiece runs flawlessly in the safe, controlled environment of the editor - smooth frame rates, perfect collisions, everything's green. Then you hit that build button and suddenly your character falls through the floor, textures turn into eldritch horrors, and somehow the main menu now launches nuclear missiles. It's the universal law of development: working in dev ≠ working in prod. The editor is just gaslighting you into a false sense of competence.