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Remember when we actually had to write efficient code? Now we just throw more RAM at the problem and call it a day. The meme perfectly captures how game development evolved from "let's squeeze every bit of performance from this hardware" to "eh, just buy a better graphics card." Why optimize your code when you can make your users optimize their bank accounts instead?

When your resume isn't getting any callbacks so you code it as a class implementation. This guy's living in 2077 while the rest of us are still using Word templates. The best part? He's somehow managed to code his future experience at a job starting in September 2024. Nothing says "hire me" like a time paradox and some premature optimization of your career path. That 1.7K thumbs up isn't just social validation—it's a compile-time assertion that this approach works. Meanwhile, recruiters are still trying to figure out if they should run this resume or read it.

Behold, the pinnacle of game development: storing your entire storyline in a global array and using hardcoded indices to track plot points. Because who needs databases or state machines when you can just check if storyline_array[367] == 1 to determine if you've already done something? The real masterpiece is using instance_destroy() as your universal solution. Lunch with Fern? Destroy the instance. Already completed a task? Destroy the instance. Relationship problems? You guessed it— instance_destroy() . Meanwhile, poor Rhode gets the "Do Nothing" treatment. Clearly the developer's favorite character won the popularity contest. This code is basically the digital equivalent of writing your novel's plot points on sticky notes, scattering them across the floor, and numbering them randomly.

That moment when your roommate's forgotten meat perfectly resembles the low-poly nightmare fuel from 90s PlayStation games. The texture mapping is spot on - 256 colors of pure horror. Probably has the same shelf life as those games too... measured in decades. Just waiting for it to T-pose and clip through the refrigerator wall.

The eternal struggle of every game developer who still lives with their parents. That crushing moment when Mom walks in, sees you clicking away at Unity or Unreal Engine, and assumes you're just wasting time on Fortnite again. The sad cat face perfectly captures that mix of indignation and despair when your career aspirations are dismissed as "playing games." Sure, I'm staring at a screen for 12 hours straight, but I'm creating worlds, not just living in them! Pro tip: Next time, just tell Mom you're "optimizing recursive algorithms for interactive entertainment systems." She'll either be impressed or confused enough to leave you alone.

Ah, the ultimate fingerprint for identifying stolen code—identical bugs! Bethesda didn't just catch Warner copying their code; they caught them copying their exact same bugs . It's like a thief stealing your car but forgetting to fix the broken radio that plays nothing but Kenny G at full volume. The irony is chef's-kiss perfect: Bethesda, a company notorious for shipping games with more bugs than features, using those very bugs as evidence in a lawsuit. "Your Honor, we can prove they stole our code because their game is just as broken as ours, in exactly the same ways!" It's like the digital equivalent of finding your missing sock in your neighbor's laundry—except the sock still has that weird hole you never got around to fixing.