The Python That Ate PHP

django web development Frameworks Legacy code Language evolution Tech stack Programming languages

php Programming Python Backend Webdev

7 months ago 428,604 views 1 shares

The Python That Ate PHP

php-memes, python-memes, django-memes, web-development-memes, frameworks-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The slow, inevitable death of PHP at the hands of Python frameworks is basically a tech horror story at this point. First Python just hangs around, then it starts nibbling at PHP's market share, then it's consuming half the elephant, and finally—BOOM—Python-Django has completely devoured the poor beast and evolved into its final form. The circle of life in web development. Pour one out for PHP, which will somehow still be running on 79% of the internet in 2035.

More Like This

I Hate Energy Footprint So Ican Use Python Right

php Typescript Swift Javascript Programming

1 year ago 397.5K views 0 shares

iHateEnergyFootprintSoICanUsePythonRight | programming-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, typescript-memes, perl-memes, http-memes, dart-memes, search-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, comment-memes, public-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 3rd - Follow Software Engineer 3d 4 In 2021 a research paper was published showing most efficient programming languages. Paper is here, but sadly behind the paywall. Gotta love "free academic pursuit" where they take in public money and then hide the results. https:Inkd.ingFTCtMzU Anyway: It shows that if people care about energy footprint of their systems, they need to ditch things like ruby, python and perl. Typescript also is super inefficient too. (e) C (e) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (e) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (e) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (e) Go (i) Dart (v) F 6) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i) Hack 6) PHP (v) Erlang G) Lua (i) Jruby G) Ruby G) Python G) Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 (c) C (c) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (c) Chapel (c) Go (c) Pascal (c) Ocaml (v) C (v) Lisp (c) Haskell (c) Swift (c) Fortran (v) F (i) JavaScript () Dart (v) Racket (i) Hack G) PHP (v) Erlang (i) Jruby () TypeScript (i) Ruby G) Perl (i) Python (i) Lua Time 1.00 1.04 1.56 1.85 1.89 2.14 2.83 3.02 3.09 3.14 3.40 3.55 4.20 4.20 6.30 6.52 6.67 11.27 26.99 27.64 36.71 43.44 46.20 59.34 65.79 71.90 82.91 (c) Pascal (e) Go (e) C (c) Fortran (c) C (c) Ada (c) Rust (v) Lisp (c) Haskell G PHP (c) Swift (i) Python (c) Ocaml (v) C (i) Hack (v) Racket (i) Ruby (c) Chapel (v) F (i) JavaScript (i) 'TypeScript (v) Java G Perl (i) Lua (v) Erlang (i) Dart (i) Jruby Mb 1.00 1.05 1.17 1.24 1.34 1.47 1.54 1.92 2.45 2.57 2.71, 2.803 2.82 2.85 3.34 3.52 3.97 4.00 4.25 4.59 4.69 6.01 6.62 6.72 7.20 8.64 19.84 gO 56 23 comments 6 reposts

StackOverflow has become sentient.

php StackOverflow Backend

2 years ago 81.6K views 0 shares

StackOverflow has become sentient. | code-memes, php-memes, coder-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, try-memes, function-memes, overflow-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, space-memes, tabs-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content THE YEAR 15 2038. STACK OVERFLOW HAS BECOME SENTIENT. IT STARTED BY TRYING WHEN THE SHOCKS STOPPED. TO SHOCK ANY REMAINING 3 PHP CODERS FILED PHP CODERS. COMPLAINTS. MOTHERFI OUR STACK SO PHP MySQL APACHE PAINFUL SHOCKs ALL IT DOES IS DELIVER STRONG SHOCKS TO CODERS' WHO USE TABS AND SPACES INTERCHANGEABLY. BUT MOST OF THEM QUICKLY DECIDED THAT THE SHOCKS WERE JUST ANOTHER FEATURE OF THE LANGUAGE. CLAIMING THAT THEY HAD BUILT CRITICAL FUNCTIONALITY THAT DEPENDED ON The PERIODIC FREE ELECTRICITY.

More gold from programmer.hub3

php Javascript Python Java Linux

2 years ago 229.3K views 0 shares

More gold from programmer.hub3 | programmer-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, design-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, angular-memes, database-memes, js-memes, vue-memes, bootstrap-memes, query-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content programmer.hub3 WEB DEVELOPER SKILLS BASICS FRAMEWORK 1. Html 2. Css 3. Javascript JS 1. Bootstrap 2. React.js 3. Angular. js A A 4. Vue.js DESIGN 1. Figma 2. Photoshop Ps Ps 3. Adobe.XD Xd Xd BACKEND 1.SOL SQI 2. Databases 3. python 4. Java 5. PHP php EXTRA I Git O 2. Github 3. MediaQuery 4. Library Framework

Among Us: Programming Language Edition

php Webdev Csharp C++ Programming

11 months ago 363.9K views 0 shares

Among Us: Programming Language Edition

When HTML sneaks into your programming language meeting and tries to act like it belongs. The bread loaves represent actual programming languages with compilers and interpreters, while HTML is just markup sitting there like "yes fellow programming languages, I too execute code." The cat's face says it all—pure impostor syndrome. No wonder it's called "Amung Us"—HTML is the sus one trying to blend in with the real programming crew!

Have you ascended yet?

php Javascript Programming Python Java

4 years ago 223.0K views 0 shares

Have you ascended yet? | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, program-memes, matlab-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content php sucks lol avascript is bad and bloated python isn't real programming being aware that every programming language has its niche due to historical and usability reasons and hating on them makes no sense man, fuck MATLAB ProdrammerHumor.io

STOP the bullying

php Javascript Programming Python Java

3 years ago 222.5K views 0 shares

STOP the bullying | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes, twitter-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Marko 4 Denic denicmarko STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING 17:12 07 May 20 Twitter Web App