Average PHP Developers

Programming languages Language wars Developer stereotypes Type conversion String concatenation Syntax differences Concatenation operators

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Average PHP Developers

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The secret weapon of PHP developers is hiding in plain sight! While Java and C# devs party together oblivious to the danger, our lonely PHP dev stands in the corner with the ultimate string manipulation superpower. In PHP, the dot (.) operator concatenates strings, while other languages use the plus (+) sign—which can cause all sorts of type conversion headaches. The PHP dev is basically a string-exploding wizard while the statically-typed language folks are busy high-fiving each other. It's like bringing a nuclear bomb to a knife fight and nobody even noticed!

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