Average PHP Developers

Content DISPLAY Developer SetupGuide.tt Welcome to the leopals active development team! Setting up should be easy and you'll be able to be productive in just a few minutes, right? WRONG, BITCH! WELCOME TO HELL What, did you seriously think this 10 million year old website was going to have a clean, maintainable codebase? Welcome to the obfuscated-single-PHP-file-200-page-website pain zone friend! that you cop lookinfint jou concentrated as fastrof, Impost beret, un-testable as they can. What's that, you want some actual advice on the codebase? Yeah, open that shit right up and go ahead, I'll wait. Or, not, because by the time you're done understanding it I'll be fucking dead. What's that sound? You're regretting not joining the art team instead? Understandable - sometimes I also want to leave this place to lovingly create innocent character designs and watch people make terrabytes of low quality porn of it the next day. 1010. Here's your setup guide: Step 1: Find a loaded revolver Step 2: Track down everyone responsible for this mess Step 3: ??? Step 4: IT'S STILL BROKEN AS FUCK. One time I changed the login button color and it broke the battle system. What the fuck. Anyway, that should get you going! If you have any questions, I suggest you pray for the sweet release of death. -Thomas (-

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Content Job details Matches job preferences you are Interested in Salary From 20 an hour Job Type Full-time Shift and Schedule 8 hour shift Dav shift Monday to Friday Qualifications programming (not boot camps): 3 years (Reguired) Laravel: 2 vears (Preferred) PHP (Lamp): 2 vears (Preferred) VuelS: 2 vears (Preferred) Query: 2 years (Preferred) Benefits Pulled from the full job description Dental insurance Retirement plan Health insurance Paid time off Full Job Description THIS ROLE IS FULL TIME ONSITE AT OUR FOLSOM, CA LOCATION.

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Some tech talks make you question reality itself. This guy's up there presenting "Building Mobile Apps With PHP" with the confidence of someone who's never encountered a modern framework. It's like watching someone enthusiastically explain how to commute to work on a horse and buggy in 2023. Every mobile developer in that audience is either having an existential crisis or frantically checking if they accidentally time-traveled back to 2009. The speaker probably follows this up with "And for optimal performance, we'll deploy to Blackberry first!"

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