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So you wanted to build a horse, huh? Well buckle up for a tour through programming language hell.
C++: Functional but looks like it was assembled by a committee of sadists. Java: You need a horse factory to build a horse factory first. JavaScript: Different packages, same chaos—your horse arrives paralyzed because some random npm package broke. NoSQL: Fast and beautiful, but good luck finding it when you need it.
COBOL: Built in 1962, only the original creator understands it, and for everyone else it's a fire-breathing dragon. Lisp: Just parentheses. So many parentheses. The horse is in there somewhere. C#: Works great in a camel costume, gets fussy anywhere else. Assembly: Pixelated mess, but hey, at least it runs!
And then there's PHP—you built a Trojan horse that releases hundreds of tiny security vulnerabilities to pwn you every single day, forever. The accuracy is almost painful. PHP: the gift that keeps on giving... exploits.
