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6 months ago 186,150 views 1 shares

Just Say Python

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Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

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