Just Say Python

Poor HTML, squeezed between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread! It's the classic "one of these things is not like the others" situation. While Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are busy compiling and executing, HTML is just sitting there... marking up text and looking cute. No functions, no loops, no variables—just tags and more tags. It's like bringing a spoon to a knife fight and wondering why everyone's laughing. The cozy smile says it all: blissfully unaware it's not a programming language but still happy to be included in the dev conversation. Bless its heart for trying!

Content Bug 46103 ReflectionObject memory leak Submitted: 2008-09-17 04:26 UTC Modified: 2017-10-10 16:11 UTC From: Jim dot keller at contextsolutions dot net Assigned: Status: Closed Package: Performance problem PHP Version: 5.2.6 OS: Windows XP Private report: No CVE-ID: None View Add Comment Developer Edit (A bunch of comments here) 2016-12-18 16:11 UTC nikicphp.net -StatUs: verITIed Status: Closed 2017-10-10 16:11 UTC im dot keller at contextsolutions dot net I can finally get back to my code!! Thanks!!

Ah, the classic "let me put every tech sticker on my laptop" phase that somehow never ends. That sheet is basically a developer's Tinder profile - trying to impress everyone while secretly knowing half those technologies hate each other. VSCode and Rust living peacefully next to PHP and JavaScript is like putting cats and dogs in the same tiny apartment and expecting them to share the remote. That Go mascot at the bottom is just waiting for the chaos to unfold. It's the tech equivalent of wearing both Nike and Adidas to the same gym.

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OH. MY. GOD. This flowchart is the MOST SAVAGE roast of programming languages I've ever witnessed! 💀 Want to make money but you're dumb? JavaScript it is! No friends? PHP is your soulmate! Like snakes? PYTHON, OBVIOUSLY! 🐍 The audacity of asking "Are you even a human?" before recommending Perl is just... *chef's kiss*. And don't get me started on how C++ is for people who don't want to be happy. THE TRUTH HURTS! This flowchart doesn't just choose a programming language for you—it reads your entire personality and then DRAGS IT across the floor! Whoever made this woke up and chose violence. Period.

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