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Content levelsio levelsio 1d Replying to tdinhme Wow I do this for years Every table in one db People call me crazy But I do for same reasons: less risk of corrupt db killing everyhting 025 179 061 14 29K levelsio O levelsio Replying to levelsio and tdinhme I never use JOINs yes I'm crazy I ioin stuff with PHP 14:26 23 Feb 24 1,221 Views 1 Repost 1 Quote 10 Likes 2 Bookmarks ProdrammerHumor.io

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SWEET MOTHER OF DEPENDENCY INJECTION! 💀 The absolute TRAGEDY of finding another PHP developer at your 20th reunion only to discover they're a total FRAUD! The poor soul is desperately nodding along to terms like "Eloquent guy" and "Doctrine dude" while their brain is SCREAMING in confusion! And the final nail in the coffin? They're building *gasp* WORDPRESS WEBSITES while pretending it's "worldwide SaaS"! The betrayal! The deception! The sheer AUDACITY of claiming PHP knowledge when you can't tell Symfony Messenger from a text message! This is why we have trust issues in the developer community!

The tech world's most reliable constant isn't Moore's Law—it's our ability to prematurely declare PHP dead while it quietly powers half the internet. From ColdFusion (1995) to ASP.NET (2002) to Ruby on Rails (2004) to Django (2006) to NextJS (2018), we've spent three decades confidently announcing PHP's funeral while writing our revolutionary frameworks that will "definitely replace it this time." Yet here we are in 2025, celebrating PHP's 30th birthday. The language that refuses to die despite our best efforts. It's like that coworker who keeps surviving layoffs despite doing everything in Comic Sans.

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper edits one WordPress theme accidentally writes PHP for next 8-10 years 7:45 AM 01 May 19 Twitter Web App 353 Retweets 2,602 Likes