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The grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it? PHP devs are drowning in spaghetti code, copy-pasting the same helper functions across 12,000 lines because nobody bothered to create a proper module system. Meanwhile, Java devs are over here with their enterprise-grade architecture—you know, the kind where you need to traverse 47 abstract factory singleton builders just to instantiate a simple object. One side dreams of structure and organization, the other side is begging for simplicity and less boilerplate. Classic case of "you don't know what you have until you're stuck in the opposite nightmare." Both are miserable, just in different flavors.
It's All Relative
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