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I found this gem in a game and I thought a lot of people here could relate

I found this gem in a game and I thought a lot of people here could relate | developer-memes, code-memes, php-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, test-memes, release-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
developer-memes, code-memes, php-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, test-memes, release-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] DeveloperSetupGuide.txt Welcome to the Heopals active development team Setting up should be easy and youll be able to be productive in just a few minutes right WROMNG BITCH WELCOME TO HELL. what did you seriously think this 10 million year old website was going to have a clean maintainable codebase Welcome to the obfuscatedsinglePHPfile200pagewebsite pain zone friend Uhat youre looking at is a concentrated effort of years of burnt out developers making your future life as painful impossible and untestable as they can. Whats that you want some actual advice on the codebase Yeah open that shit right up and go ahead I1 wait. Or not because by the time youre done understanding it I11 be futkingdead. Whats that sound Youre regretting not joining art team instead Understandable sometimes I also want to leave this place to lovingly create innocent character designs and watch people make terrabytes of low quality porn of it the next day. 101 Heres your setup guide step 1 Find a loaded revolver Step 2 Track down everyone responsible for this mess Step B I T LUV One time I changed the login button color and it broke the battle system. What the fuck. y g Anyway that should get you going If you have any questions I suggest you pray for the sweet release of death. A Thomas