Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder

The programming community's favorite pastime: creating yet another language nobody asked for! Imagine taking JavaScript's type coercion, PHP's inconsistent naming conventions, C++'s memory management, Python's GIL, and Java's verbosity—then mashing them into one horrific Frankenstein's monster of a language. The compiler would generate 200 warnings just to print "Hello World" and the documentation would be written exclusively in regex. The only thing more terrifying than using this language would be explaining it during a job interview.

Content Me: starts programming without writing pseudocode first My university: Wait, That's illegal.

Some tech talks make you question reality itself. This guy's up there presenting "Building Mobile Apps With PHP" with the confidence of someone who's never encountered a modern framework. It's like watching someone enthusiastically explain how to commute to work on a horse and buggy in 2023. Every mobile developer in that audience is either having an existential crisis or frantically checking if they accidentally time-traveled back to 2009. The speaker probably follows this up with "And for optimal performance, we'll deploy to Blackberry first!"

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Poor HTML, squeezed between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread! It's the classic "one of these things is not like the others" situation. While Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are busy compiling and executing, HTML is just sitting there... marking up text and looking cute. No functions, no loops, no variables—just tags and more tags. It's like bringing a spoon to a knife fight and wondering why everyone's laughing. The cozy smile says it all: blissfully unaware it's not a programming language but still happy to be included in the dev conversation. Bless its heart for trying!