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Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder

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Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder

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The eighth circle of hell isn't fire and brimstone—it's debugging someone else's PHP code without documentation. Forcing trespassers to untangle nested if-statements and figure out why everything is both a string and not a string simultaneously is just cruel. Geneva convention violation right there. The perfect punishment for those who ignore boundaries, both physical and programmatic.

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