Only Lan

lan internet Ethernet Onlyfans parody Connectivity Network engineer Infrastructure

Networking Programming Iot Security Hardware

1 month ago 112,897 views 0 shares

Only Lan

networking-memes, ethernet-memes, lan-memes, onlyfans-parody-memes, it-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

This meme is a hilarious play on words with "OnlyLAN" (a parody of OnlyFans) where someone is holding up an Ethernet cable in front of a hotel building like they're connecting to it.

For the networking nerds out there, this is peak humor! Instead of subscribing to content creators online, this person is making a "physical connection" to the building - literally plugging in via LAN (Local Area Network) instead of using WiFi.

It's that classic IT joke format: "I don't need cloud services, I prefer my connections to be physical and direct!" The visual gag of holding up an Ethernet cable to a distant building perfectly captures that "I'm technically connected" energy that network engineers live for.

The "toyoko-inn" hotel chain visible in the image makes it even funnier - like you're paying for premium access to this specific hotel's network. Exclusive content indeed! 😂

More Like This

Stop Setting Static IP Addresses In DHCP Range

Networking Devops Windows Linux Debugging

7 days ago 67.2K views 0 shares

Stop Setting Static IP Addresses In DHCP Range

The networking equivalent of watching someone park in a reserved spot. That brave soul is fighting the good fight against the network admins who've spent hours debugging why devices keep dropping off the network, only to discover some rogue developer assigned themselves 192.168.1.100 because "it's easier to remember." Nothing like the sweet chaos of two devices fighting over the same IP while DHCP watches helplessly from the sidelines. The real network troubleshooting drinking game: take a shot every time someone says "but it was working yesterday!"

Security 202

Networking Webdev Security Programming Frontend

1 month ago 97.2K views 0 shares

Security 202

Ah, the infamous Yandex CAPTCHA that's somehow both a security measure and an eye exam from hell. Nothing says "we value your security" quite like forcing you to decipher text that looks like it was written by someone having a seizure while riding a mechanical bull. The irony of a "Security 202" course that requires you to type "delicious erection" to prove you're human is just *chef's kiss*. Somewhere, a security engineer is giggling uncontrollably at their desk while users squint desperately at their screens.

True Pirate Of The Digital Seas

Networking Security Programming

20 days ago 79.1K views 0 shares

True Pirate Of The Digital Seas

From fictional pirate to actual digital pirate. John McAfee, the chaotic neutral of tech, went from creating antivirus software to becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Started a security empire, then spent years on the run dodging taxes and authorities while tweeting cryptocurrency advice from yachts. The man literally had "not today" tattooed on his arm when it came to paying the government. If Jack Sparrow had a CompSci degree, he'd absolutely be running some sketchy blockchain startup from international waters.

Strong Encryption

Networking Security Programming

14 days ago 82.8K views 0 shares

Strong Encryption

Oh no! Someone thinks base64 encoding is "strong encryption"! 🤦‍♂️ This is like putting your house key under the doormat and calling it a high-security vault! Base64 is just an encoding scheme that converts binary data to text - it's not encryption at all! It can be decoded by literally anyone with an internet connection in 2 seconds flat. The cherry on top is the user named "acidburnNSA" claiming it's "mathematically unhackable" - which is pure comedy gold! And then someone suggests base16 is equally secure? I can't even! This is the security equivalent of using "password123" and feeling smug about it!

New Hire Cybersecurity Making Your Job Worse

Networking Security Devops Programming

18 hours ago 61.0K views 0 shares

New Hire Cybersecurity Making Your Job Worse

The cybersecurity guy who just implemented 27 new password policies, blocked your favorite debugging tools as "security risks," and forced you to switch to a VPN that disconnects every 15 minutes. Meanwhile your actual work takes 3x longer now, but hey—at least nobody can hack the system that nobody can use! The cherry on top? That smug "No need to thank me" attitude while developers contemplate whether prison time for strangling the security team would be worth it.

Security Is Everything (Except The Password)

Networking Security Devops Programming

1 month ago 91.2K views 0 shares

Security Is Everything (Except The Password)

Spending millions on security infrastructure only to have your credentials set to "admin/admin" is like installing a bank vault door on a cardboard box. The CISO's horrified face says it all - watching that fancy security castle crumble because someone couldn't be bothered to use a password manager. It's the corporate equivalent of installing a state-of-the-art home security system but leaving your spare key under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to it.