When Your Enterprise Search Takes A Very Personal Turn

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When Your Enterprise Search Takes A Very Personal Turn

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When you're just trying to manage some corporate devices but the search suggestions are having an existential crisis. Apparently Microsoft Intune isn't just for MDM anymore—it's for VPNs, nipple shields, and reliving Reddit nostalgia. Someone's IT department is definitely monitoring these searches and silently judging. The beautiful moment when enterprise software collides with "things I definitely shouldn't be googling on my work computer." Corporate compliance teams everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

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