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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Microsoft products Memes
Posts tagged with Microsoft products
What Is An Index
Windows
Microsoft
Programming
3 months ago
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Nothing says "I work on products nobody uses" quite like being the lead developer on Windows Search. You know, that feature that's been broken since Vista and somehow gets worse with every update. The dad's reaction is perfectly justified—his daughter just told him her son-in-law works on the digital equivalent of a dumpster fire. Windows Search is so notoriously terrible that even Microsoft employees probably use Everything or grep to find their files. Being proud of leading that team is like bragging about being the captain of the Titanic's maintenance crew.
When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User
Microsoft
Windows
Programming
1 year ago
286.9K views
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Windows Search is the feature we all love to hate. It can't find a file that's literally named exactly what you're searching for, but somehow manages to surface that embarrassing PowerPoint from 2013. The guy claiming to be the lead developer is basically admitting to creating one of Microsoft's most frustrating products—no wonder the dad wants him gone faster than a memory leak in Internet Explorer. Finding anything with Windows Search is like trying to find a specific semicolon in a 10,000-line codebase written by an intern.
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