When Conditional Formatting Breaks Reality

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When Conditional Formatting Breaks Reality

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The perfect visualization of conditional formatting in spreadsheets. One snake sees a purple wall and insists it's pink, while the other swears it changes color when you blink. It's exactly like when you set up those Excel rules that make cells change color based on values, and then your coworker opens the file and goes "why is everything green?" Meanwhile, you're staring at a sea of red cells wondering if you're both looking at the same damn spreadsheet. The turtle is just QA, silently judging everyone's reality.

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