United Force

Copilot Developer culture Slop Ai-generated Corporate-vs-devs

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United Force

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Microsoft desperately crying and begging developers to stop calling their AI assistant "slop" while the chad developer just calmly refuses. There's something poetic about a trillion-dollar corporation losing the branding war to internet slang. No amount of marketing budget can stop programmers from calling spade a spade—or in this case, calling AI-generated garbage exactly what it is. The best part? Microsoft's tears won't change a thing. We've collectively decided on the terminology, and no PR team can save them now.

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