Slop Memes

So Microsoft's CEO just casually dropped the bombshell that 30% of their code is AI-generated, and the internet immediately turned them into "Microslop" - a machine that transforms code into... well, whatever mess AI decides to cook up that day. The absolute AUDACITY of then asking us to stop calling AI "slop" while simultaneously admitting nearly a third of their codebase is written by robots. That's like a chef serving you mystery meat and then getting offended when you don't call it "artisanal protein experience." The best part? Nadella thinks AI transforming society will be a "messy process" - buddy, if 30% of Windows is already AI-written, we're LIVING in the messy process. Every blue screen, every random bug, every "Windows is updating" at the worst possible moment... it all makes sense now.