Hard Pass On Dev Tools, Game Pass For Fun

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Hard Pass On Dev Tools, Game Pass For Fun

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Microsoft wants $80 for Visual Studio? *dramatically removes sunglasses in horror*

But wait! Subscription services for games? Xbox Game Pass? Ubisoft+? PlayStation Plus? Even the ESA (Entertainment Software Association)? *puts sunglasses back on coolly*

The duality of developers: outraged at paying for coding tools while happily throwing money at gaming subscriptions. The compiler judge you silently.

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