Minor Misclick

Content Windows Developer windowsdev Developers, looking back, what's the best advice you've ever received? 9:41 PM 17 Sep 21 Sprinklr Publisher 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 36 Likes deN 17 CodeSnail codesnail Os Replying to windowsdev Use Linux for coding 17 88

STOP EVERYTHING! The character is wearing BLUE and sitting against a YELLOW background! It's the Visual Studio mascot being passed off as Xbox's new face! The audacity! The betrayal! Microsoft really said "why create new characters when we can just recycle our dev tools icons?" Next thing you know, Clippy will be announcing the next Halo game and the Windows paperclip will be demanding $70 for the base edition. The corporate synergy is just TOO MUCH to handle!

Content PING 3y Bear in mind, it could simply be a books licensing corporate acquisition, like Microsoft acquiring Mojang. 11 perthguppy 3y That's what Microsoft has said this acquisition is. GitHub will operate independently and their ceo will be replaced with the former Xamrin CEO while the former GitHub CEO is becoming a Microsoft fellow under the SVP for cloud cyanydeez 3y and then a code helper will appear in vscode in a few years a seriptiously borrow peoples code to 'help' you 43

Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked 1 2 3 4 5 include windows.h include stdio.h int main() printf("Searching for problems. .. n"); Sleep (60000); printf("We didn't find any problemsn"); 7 8

Dad joke meets programming language pun in its purest form. The old man is questioning if he's a bad programmer for calling C# "C hashtag" instead of its proper name "C Sharp." Clearly, musical notation isn't in his programming curriculum. It's like calling jQuery "dollar sign query" or Python "snake underscore." The audacity of some developers to mispronounce the sacred texts! Microsoft created C# to sound sophisticated, but they forgot most programmers can barely read sheet music. At least he didn't call it "C pound sign" – that would've been truly unforgivable.

Microsoft Edge is basically the digital equivalent of that clingy ex who refuses to accept it's over. The meme shows the Edge logo photoshopped onto a character emerging from imprisonment, screaming "After ten thousand years, I'm free!" - which is exactly what Edge does every time you accidentally click its icon. Windows keeps it buried deep in the system, just waiting for that misclick so it can launch itself, set itself as default, and remind you about "better battery performance" like some desperate used car salesman. The only thing missing is Edge asking if you've thought about its feelings lately.