Microsoft In 2025

Microsoft's email client strategy is basically that Spider-Man pointing meme but make it MORE CHAOTIC. We've got "Mail New," "Outlook New," and "Outlook (new) New" all pointing at each other like they're about to throw hands. Because apparently having ONE email app was too simple, so Microsoft decided to spawn multiple versions like some kind of software hydra. Cut off one Outlook, two more shall take its place! The best part? They're all technically the "new" version, which means the old ones are still lurking somewhere in your system like digital ghosts. Nothing says "we have a clear product vision" quite like having three different apps that do the exact same thing but with slightly different icons and confusing naming schemes. Peak Microsoft energy right there.