The Microsoft Executive's Dilemma

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The Microsoft Executive's Dilemma

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Choosing between fixing Microsoft Teams and inventing an entirely new state of matter? Clearly the harder decision ever made at Microsoft HQ. The sweat-drenched executive perfectly captures what happens when you realize Teams has been laggy garbage for years, but hey, let's pour resources into quantum computing and metaverse nonsense instead! Meanwhile developers everywhere are just begging for a video call that doesn't eat 8GB of RAM or randomly disconnect people during important client presentations. Priorities, am I right?

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