The Microsoft Executive's Dilemma

The rarest cryptid in tech: a functional Windows troubleshooter. After 15 years in the industry, I've seen unicorns, competent project managers, and code that works on the first try—but a Windows troubleshooter that actually fixes something? That's the stuff of legend. The comment is pure gold though. Using your one Christmas miracle on Windows fixing itself is like using a genie's wish to get an extra napkin. Next they'll tell us printers connected on the first try.

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When your Gateway PC from 1998 can't run a game from 2023, it's not exactly a shocking revelation. That ancient beige box with its Pentium II processor and whopping 32MB of RAM would struggle to run the loading screen of GTA VI, let alone the actual game. The hilarious part is framing this as "breaking news" - as if anyone was holding out hope that their museum-worthy Windows 98 machine would somehow handle a game requiring approximately 500,000% more computing power. It's like announcing that your horse-drawn carriage won't qualify for Formula 1 racing. But hey, at least you can still play Minesweeper at a blistering 800x600 resolution!

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