The Microsoft Executive's Dilemma

Microsoft announces they're adding AI to Windows. The crowd goes absolutely feral trying to escape. It's like watching rats flee a sinking ship, except the ship is your operating system and the water is Copilot suggestions you never asked for. Nobody wanted Clippy. Nobody wanted Cortana. And yet here we are again, with Microsoft insisting that what your OS really needs is an AI assistant that'll probably hallucinate your file paths and suggest you rewrite your PowerShell scripts in a "more creative way." Can't wait for my kernel to start giving me motivational quotes during BSOD. The best part? They'll make it impossible to uninstall, just like Edge.

Windows: "No security updates! You're vulnerable!" *checks system* Also Windows: "Hey, we've got a security update from... *checks notes*... 2025!?" Nothing says "trust our security warnings" like scheduling patches from the future. Microsoft's time machine development must be going well—shame they can't use it to make Windows actually stable. At least the cat's expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize your OS is either lying or has achieved time travel.

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