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This Never Fucking Works

5 days ago 216.4K views 0 shares

Microsoft's login system asking if you want to stay signed in, promising to "reduce the number of times you are asked to sign in." Then there's the "Don't show this again" checkbox. Spoiler alert: you'll see this dialog tomorrow. And the day after. And every single day until the heat death of the universe. These checkboxes are basically digital placebos. You click them with hope in your heart, believing this time will be different. It never is. Microsoft will ask you to sign in again before you finish your coffee. The checkbox might as well say "Click here to feel momentarily empowered before we ignore your preferences entirely." The "Yes" button to stay signed in? Also decorative. Your session will expire faster than milk left on a radiator.

New Ms Logo

Microsoft Azure Windows Programming

8 days ago 144.8K views 0 shares

Someone took Microsoft's iconic four-square logo and replaced it with the emotional journey of using their products. Top left: nuclear explosion (error). Top right: crying face (frustration). Bottom left: sad face (depression). Bottom right: somehow still smiling (Stockholm syndrome). Then they renamed it "Microslop" because subtlety is overrated. The logo perfectly captures the developer experience: start with catastrophic errors, cry about it, accept your fate with sadness, and eventually develop an inexplicable attachment to the pain. It's like a visual representation of every Windows update, Azure outage, and "Works on my machine" moment rolled into one beautiful disaster.

In Light Of The Recent Jensen Huang Complaint And His Contributions To The Current State Of Tech

Microsoft AI Hardware Azure Cloud

8 days ago 195.7K views 0 shares

In Light Of The Recent Jensen Huang Complaint And His Contributions To The Current State Of Tech

Jensen Huang really out here catching strays for making GPUs so expensive that Microsoft and Nvidia became household names for draining corporate budgets. But you know what? The man deserves credit where credit is due. He didn't just create a tech company—he created "Microslop Nshitia," the beautiful merger of bloated software and overpriced hardware that perfectly encapsulates modern tech. Your AI model needs 8 H100s to run? That'll be the GDP of a small nation, thanks. Want to train anything? Better get that enterprise license from Microsoft Azure while you're at it. It's the perfect ecosystem: Microsoft provides the cloud infrastructure to burn money, and Nvidia provides the GPUs to set that money on fire even faster. The Drake meme format really captures the vibe—rejecting the individual corporate overlords but fully embracing their unholy alliance. Because if you're gonna get fleeced, might as well get fleeced by the dream team.

This Isn't Normal

Azure Microsoft Programming Backend Cloud

12 days ago 309.9K views 0 shares

When someone dares to suggest you could just use a simple, straightforward solution but instead you're out here wrestling with the Azure Storage SDK like it's a feral beast that refuses to be tamed. Because why would ANYTHING in cloud development be intuitive or easy? The SDK documentation reads like ancient hieroglyphics, the error messages are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, and you're just sitting there screaming into the void while your code throws exceptions you didn't even know existed. But sure, let's just "be normal" about our cloud storage implementation. Normal is for people who don't enjoy suffering through 47 authentication methods and blob container permissions that make zero sense!

Down The Drain We Go

AWS AI Networking Devops Azure

1 month ago 388.8K views 0 shares

Picture the internet as a beautiful, fragile ecosystem held together by duct tape and prayer. Now watch it spiral down the drain because literally EVERYTHING depends on AWS, Azure, and Cloudflare. One Cloudflare outage? Half the internet goes dark. AWS decides to take a nap? Your startup, your bank, your streaming service, and probably your smart toaster all scream in unison. The center of this glorious death spiral? "Dead internet" – because when these cloud giants sneeze, the entire digital world catches pneumonia. The cherry on top? That little "first major LLM deployed" at the start of the spiral, suggesting AI might've kicked off this beautiful cascade of chaos. And there you are, helplessly watching your carefully architected microservices get flushed along with everyone else's infrastructure. Single point of failure? Never heard of her! Welcome to modern cloud architecture where "distributed systems" somehow all route through the same three companies. Redundancy is just a fancy word we use in meetings to feel better about ourselves.

The Jenga Stack Of Digital Doom

Cloud Security Devops AWS Azure

2 months ago 392.7K views 1 shares

BEHOLD! The terrifying tower of tech that keeps our digital world from imploding! 💀 Our entire civilization balances on this RIDICULOUS Jenga tower of services - Cloudflare, some random AWS region you picked because it was 0.001% cheaper, that Azure zone nobody remembers configuring, and THE THINNEST POSSIBLE STICK of an open-source project maintained by ONE SLEEP-DEPRIVED DEVELOPER who hasn't seen sunlight since 2014! We're literally one npm update away from digital apocalypse! Just WAITING for that one critical piece to get pulled and watch the ENTIRE STACK come crashing down while we frantically Google "how to rollback production" between sobs! 🙃

Microsoft Development Strategy

Microsoft AI Programming Cloud

2 months ago 319.6K views 1 shares

Ah, the sophisticated approach of Microsoft solving complex tech problems: just hit it with a sledgehammer and call it "AI integration." Left side shows delicate digital infrastructure; right side shows Microsoft's solution of brute force. Why debug legacy code when you can just demolish it and slap "AI-powered" on the rubble? The perfect metaphor for when your CEO discovers ChatGPT and suddenly every product roadmap needs "AI transformation." Subtlety? Never heard of her.

Send Him Right To Jail

Cloud Devops Microsoft AWS Azure

2 months ago 343.4K views 0 shares

When your resume lists experience from the future, but you still get hired anyway. This guy's work history casually includes jobs at Google Cloud, Cloudflare, and AWS with end dates in 2025 – you know, that year that hasn't happened yet. And Microsoft's Azure is like "perfect candidate, you're hired!" The cloud wars are so desperate they're now recruiting time travelers. Next interview question: "So how does the cloud industry look after the robot uprising?"

From Code To Bonsai: The Ultimate Tech Escape

Microsoft Csharp Azure Windows Programming

2 months ago 254.2K views 0 shares

From Code To Bonsai: The Ultimate Tech Escape

OH. MY. GOD. After 22 YEARS of coding nightmares at Microsoft, this absolute LEGEND just said "✌️ I'm out" and became a BONSAI FARMER! 💀 Imagine spending two decades optimizing Azure performance, wrestling with .NET Native, and debugging printer drivers (the 9th circle of developer hell), only to wake up one day and decide: "You know what? I'm going to shape tiny trees for a living." The career progression is SENDING ME: Principal Software Engineer → Goose Farmer → Bonsai Farmer. This is the tech industry's equivalent of a mic drop so hard it broke through the earth's crust. Honestly? ICONIC. 👑

Starting To See A Pattern Here

Microsoft AI Azure Programming Cloud

2 months ago 329.9K views 0 shares

The grim reaper of tech has arrived! Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is now AI-generated while simultaneously showing off their crown jewels: Azure, Microsoft 365, and... Minecraft? Nothing says "we're revolutionizing the future" quite like having AI write your code while you're busy acquiring every gaming studio on the planet. Next update: "Microsoft is a corporation that turns developers into LinkedIn profile updaters." The skeleton isn't just decoration—it's a visual representation of your career after the AI finishes "optimizing" your job description.

DNS: The Grim Reaper Of Cloud Services

Networking Devops AWS Azure Gcp

2 months ago 376.9K views 1 shares

Death (DNS) is knocking on GCP's door after already claiming AWS and Azure as victims. When your cloud provider's DNS goes down, everything goes down with it. Three major outages in recent memory, and engineers everywhere are just waiting for the GCP massacre to complete the unholy trinity. Nothing like watching your entire infrastructure implode because someone fat-fingered a DNS config change that propagated globally in seconds. Hope you've got a good incident response template ready!

I Got This. Hold My YAML.

Azure Devops Kubernetes Microsoft Cloud

2 months ago 358.4K views 0 shares

The confidence-to-competence ratio strikes again! Some brave soul decided to configure Azure with their "perfectly indented" YAML file, and now the whole infrastructure is burning to the ground. The horrified faces watching the disaster unfold is every senior dev who warned them about proper validation. That little "SANE" marker in the corner is the sanity we all lose after the fifth indentation error. Trust me, I've seen this movie before – it ends with someone frantically Googling "how to rollback Azure deployment at 2am" while Slack notifications explode.

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