Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates

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Dad joke meets programming language pun in its purest form. The old man is questioning if he's a bad programmer for calling C# "C hashtag" instead of its proper name "C Sharp." Clearly, musical notation isn't in his programming curriculum. It's like calling jQuery "dollar sign query" or Python "snake underscore." The audacity of some developers to mispronounce the sacred texts! Microsoft created C# to sound sophisticated, but they forgot most programmers can barely read sheet music. At least he didn't call it "C pound sign" – that would've been truly unforgivable.

1989: "Imagine the technological marvels we'll create with computers in 30 years!" 2020: "So I've simulated 1,000 T-Rexes fighting 80,000 chickens. For science." Ah yes, the pinnacle of computing power - dinosaur-poultry warfare. Somewhere in a server farm, a CPU is thinking, "I was designed to cure cancer, but here we are."

When someone asks "How's your day going?" and you're a developer working with Microsoft products. The absolute pinnacle of social interaction for tech workers - skipping weather chat and diving straight into a 45-minute rant about how Edge keeps reinstalling itself after updates, Teams is eating your RAM for breakfast, and Windows Update decided 3PM on a Thursday was the PERFECT time to restart your machine mid-deployment. Small talk? Nah, let me tell you about my toxic relationship with Microsoft instead.

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