Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates

That single "hey" message on Microsoft Teams might as well be the starting pistol for your Olympic sprint into chaos. You know exactly what's coming—some urgent bug that needs fixing ASAP, a production server that's decided to take an unscheduled vacation, or that feature you promised "would be easy" now requiring a complete architecture overhaul. The mental preparation is crucial. Deep breath. Crack knuckles. Summon your inner Olympic athlete. Because whatever follows that innocent three-letter word is guaranteed to derail your perfectly planned day and transform your Monday from "catching up on emails" to "why is everything on fire and why am I the only one with a fire extinguisher?"

Content Can you make a Windows version? No, I can't. I would have to quit my job, go to school to learn Windows development, then spend months making it, so no. Also, Windows sucks. Can I suggest a feature? No. Can you fix a bug? No. Can I contact you for anything about this app? No. I will not respond. Is this app still in development? No. Why? I've had enough of entitled Roblox kids.

The eternal language war between C# and Java developers summed up in bird form. One bird starts asking an innocent C# question, only to be immediately attacked by the Java zealot who can't fathom why anyone would choose "Microsoft Java." Then comes the nuclear option: a "your mom" joke involving C# syntax. Because nothing says "I have compelling technical arguments" like reverting to playground insults when discussing strongly-typed languages. The enterprise software ecosystem at its most mature.

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The ultimate programmer dad joke! Even after getting glasses and spending hours learning C#, you still can't physically "see sharp." The language might be powerful, but it won't fix your prescription. Next time your code review fails, just blame your optometrist instead of your syntax.

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