Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates

Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

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The eternal battle between local storage purists and cloud services! The meme shows a person desperately trying to keep their files offline while OneDrive lurks menacingly with a knife, ready to sync everything to the cloud with that innocent "Let's finish setting up" prompt. Microsoft's OneDrive is notorious for its persistence—popping up during Windows setup, after updates, and randomly throughout your computing life. It's like that clingy friend who won't take "no" for an answer when they suggest backing up your entire Documents folder to their server farm. Meanwhile, you're just trying to maintain control over your digital life without surrendering to the cloud overlords. The knife is a nice touch—representing how OneDrive will absolutely murder your bandwidth when it decides to sync 50GB of files you never wanted online in the first place.

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