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Content There's a new update! But there are a few unsaved projects and you are gone for, like, five minutes now. May I update and restart anyway? 1'1I take that as a yes. LOLNEIN.com

Oh. My. GOD! The ABSOLUTE TRANSFORMATION when you go from peasant "Run" to the DIVINE ELEGANCE of "Run as administrator"! 💅 Left side: Your code running with basic user permissions, barely dressed, holding a basketball like some COMMONER who can't access system files. Right side: The SAME EXACT CODE but with a blue shield icon that magically grants it a CUSTOM-TAILORED SUIT, executive powers, and the ability to wreak HAVOC on your entire system! Because nothing says "trust me with your computer's soul" like a navy pinstripe!

Content Microsoft to kill off VBScript in Windows to block malware delivery By Sergiu Gatlan Fail October 10, 2023 O 12:36 PM 000 Microsoft ProarammerHumor.io

Nothing says "modern technology" like documentation that requires carbon dating. Microsoft's docs are so massive and outdated that archaeologists could study them as ancient artifacts. You start reading page 1 thinking you're learning something useful, only to discover by page 4,782 that the feature was deprecated three Windows versions ago. The real Microsoft developer experience: spending 6 hours searching docs only to end up copying code from Stack Overflow anyway.

Content Repos at Megacorporations We put all of Windows in We put all 2 billion lines of All 20 million lines of the one git repo so developers our webservices in a single Linux kernel are in one git only need 1 PR to make repo to make life easy for repo so every developer can changes. developers. have their own copy. Repos at small, cargo culting companies Added a function to a Changing one thing needs Having everything in its Every library and executable library? Bump the sever PRs into 5 repos with 2 own repo will enable code should have its own repo for and make a PR into every approvals each. reuse (AKA legacy crap that scalability. repo that depends on it to This is just how it's done will never die). update the requirement. in the real world.

Content How to fix any computer The Oatmeal Windows Step I. Reboot Apple Step I. Take it to an Apple store. v Did that fix it, No? Proceed to step a Did that fix it; No? Proceed to step a Step a. Format hard drive Reinstall Windows Lose all your files. Quietly weep. Step a. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Linux Step I. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giont beard. Blame Sun Microsusters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hugene. Write a regular expression that would make other precrammers cry blood. Learn to code in Java Recompile the kernel again Cut thic time while wearing your lucky socks) Did that fix its Nor Proceed to step an Step a. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietlu weep.