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The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" advice gets a Windows makeover. Dad's suggesting running DISM and SFC commands—the digital equivalent of "walk it off" for your computer. These commands repair system files and check for corruption, basically telling your PC to stop whining about its problems and fix itself. Just like real dad advice, it's both annoyingly simple and surprisingly effective.

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Ah yes, the classic tech job posting paradox. "We want a senior C# developer with 3+ years experience in Microsoft stack, but we'll pay you less than what a Starbucks barista makes in Seattle." But don't worry, you get the privilege of wearing jeans to work and there's free parking! Because nothing says "we value your expertise in building complex enterprise applications" quite like saving £5 on parking fees. The real benefit package is getting to explain to your landlord that your rent might be late, but hey, you've got profit sharing... which kicks in after 5 years if the company hasn't been acquired and gutted by then.

The eternal Microsoft dilemma! Two buttons: "Fix Teams" or "Invent a new state of matter" - and they're sweating bullets trying to decide. Classic Microsoft strategy: why fix your buggy collaboration software when you can just create an entirely new unnecessary thing instead? Teams will continue crashing during your important presentation while Microsoft's R&D department is busy discovering the fifth element. Priorities, am I right? This is basically their entire product roadmap in one image.

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