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Regular users vs the suit-wearing power trippers who insist on "Run as administrator" for literally everything. Same person, different permissions—suddenly they're sprinting to fix that printer driver like they've got divine authority. The rest of us peasants just click "Run" and pray Windows doesn't throw a tantrum about missing privileges. Nothing says "corporate hierarchy" like needing admin rights to install Notepad++.

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The PC gamer staring longingly through the blinds at console players getting GTA 6 first is just *chef's kiss* painful accuracy. That May 26, 2026 date might as well be etched on our tombstones. Nothing quite captures the essence of PC gaming like watching console peasants get early access while we sit in our expensive gaming chairs surrounded by RGB lighting that cost more than a PS5. But hey, at least we'll get the game when it's properly debugged... in 2027... maybe.

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Content How to fix any computer The Oatmeal http:theoatmeal.com Windows Step I. Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step 2 Step a. Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows. Lose all your files. Quietly weep. Apple Step I. Take it to an Apple store. Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step 2. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Linux Step 1. Learn to code in Ct. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a gant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks) Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a n Step a. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep.

The digital equivalent of stepping on a LEGO brick at midnight. Nothing triggers fight-or-flight response faster than seeing that blue 'e' logo appear when you were aiming for literally any other browser. Even Microsoft devs probably have Chrome pinned to their taskbar and Edge hidden in a folder labeled "In Case of Audit." The irony is Edge actually runs on Chromium now, but old habits and trauma die hard.