I Also Hate Active Directory

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4 months ago 158,491 views 0 shares

I Also Hate Active Directory

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Every sysadmin's window decoration of choice! The sign says "F*CK AD" which is the unfiltered emotion of anyone who's spent hours troubleshooting domain controller replication issues or trying to figure out why Group Policy isn't applying correctly. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" quite like advertising your hatred for Microsoft's directory service on your actual window. The irony is that the person probably had to authenticate to Active Directory just to print that sign. Recursive frustration at its finest!

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