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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Windows server Memes

Posts tagged with Windows server

Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal

Devops Linux Windows Cloud Backend
4 months ago 438.7K views 0 shares
Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal
Your hypervisor is out here playing the field like it's running a whole datacenter behind your back. You think you're special with your little VM setup, but nah—that hypervisor is simultaneously sweet-talking Windows Server 2019, Windows 11, and Kali Linux all at the same time. Talk about commitment issues. That's literally the job description though: running multiple operating systems concurrently while making each one think it's got exclusive access to the hardware. The ultimate player in the virtualization game, and we're all just VMs in its harem.

I Also Hate Active Directory

Microsoft Windows Networking Security Devops
1 year ago 322.5K views 0 shares
I Also Hate Active Directory
Every sysadmin's window decoration of choice! The sign says "F*CK AD" which is the unfiltered emotion of anyone who's spent hours troubleshooting domain controller replication issues or trying to figure out why Group Policy isn't applying correctly. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" quite like advertising your hatred for Microsoft's directory service on your actual window. The irony is that the person probably had to authenticate to Active Directory just to print that sign. Recursive frustration at its finest!

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Developers not testing code

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118.7K views 4 years ago
the designers sent me this ... smh my head

the designers sent me this ... smh my head

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