Pessimism Memes

THE AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 While optimists see a half-full glass and pessimists see it half-empty, Stack Overflow users are having an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS over why you'd even ASK about a glass in the first place! "This question has been marked as duplicate of 'Container Liquid Measurement 101' posted in 1962." Meanwhile, r/ProgrammerHumor is just recycling the same jokes for the 5,000th time like they're saving the planet with their dedication to content reuse. The circle of programmer life: struggle, Google, get judged on Stack Overflow, laugh about it on Reddit, repeat until retirement or mental breakdown—whichever comes first!

The eternal glass debate finally gets the developer treatment! While philosophers argue about half-full or half-empty perspectives, Stack Overflow users just mark your existential hydration queries as "stupid questions" and close them as duplicates. "Have you even tried drinking water before posting this? Clearly this question has been answered in the 'Liquid Containment FAQ' from 2011."