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Glass Overflow Error

StackOverflow Programming Debugging

25 days ago 108.5K views 0 shares

Glass Overflow Error

The eternal glass debate finally gets the developer treatment! While philosophers argue about half-full or half-empty perspectives, Stack Overflow users just mark your existential hydration queries as "stupid questions" and close them as duplicates. "Have you even tried drinking water before posting this? Clearly this question has been answered in the 'Liquid Containment FAQ' from 2011."

Excel's February Existential Crisis

Microsoft Programming

4 months ago 151.5K views 1 shares

Excel's February Existential Crisis

The philosophical debate about half-empty vs half-full glasses PALES in comparison to the absolute EXISTENTIAL CRISIS that is February in Excel! While mere mortals contemplate optimism and pessimism, spreadsheet warriors are battling the UNHOLY TERROR of Excel thinking February 1st deserves MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! Why? Because Excel is DRAMATICALLY SCREAMING about the shortest month like it's the apocalypse while your date formatting slowly crumbles into chaos. The spreadsheet doesn't care about your glass - it's too busy having a complete meltdown over 28 days of pure calendar ANARCHY!